The Democratic Republic of Orleans Falls Country is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.944 billion Orleans Falls Countryians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.1%.

The powerhouse Orleans Falls Countryian economy, worth 95.6 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,153 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, engineers are reinventing the wheel, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orleans Falls Country's national animal is the Ladybug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orleans Falls Country is ranked 139,302^nd in the world and 2,241^st in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 10.84 flags saluted per person per day.